For example, everybody who uses eBay knows to check the shipping cost before bidding. That’s a given. But instead of placing responsibility on the buyers, where it belongs, eBay has decided to put shipping caps on certain categories, such as video games and books. If you sell a book on eBay, you literally cannot put the shipping cost above $4.00. Everybody knows that Priority Mail costs more than $4.00, even for the lightest shipment headed to the closest destination. So you are left to resort to shipping your books via Media Mail (affectionately referred to as the “slow boat to China” option). However, if your book is very heavy, such as is the case with the majority of textbooks, $4.00 will not even cover Media Mail costs. In frustration, most sellers will probably just increase the cost of the item and offer free shipping. I suspect this may be eBay’s ulterior motive (beyond protecting the stupid and/or lazy) because in this case they get to take a cut of the higher priced item, whereas they don’t take any percentage of shipping fees. Bottom line: sellers make less, eBay makes more, and stupid people are spared having to think too hard or read too much.

Another new development is the banning of certain key words. Users trying to put “Like New” in the title of their listings will receive the following error:

Oops!

Before listing this item, be sure to describe it as “slightly used,” “refurbished,” or other similar words that make it clear the item isn’t new. You can’t use phrases such as “like new” because the listing will show up in search results for new items, which would not be right since the item is used

Yes, really. I couldn’t make this stuff up. In my most humble opinion, someone who can’t differentiate the meaning of “New” from “Like New” shouldn’t be using a computer, let alone spending money through it.

I am torn between feeling offended that eBay thinks its demographic is composed primarily of half-wits and wondering if that really is the case. In 12+ years, I have only ever dealt with reasonably intelligent people through eBay (with one or two glaring exceptions) so I find this “dumbing down” to be a disturbing development, especially when it is a bane to people of normal or higher intelligence. It is possible that catering to idiots may have the unintended result of attracting them like flies. For the rest of us, I suppose, there’s always Craigslist.

A few months ago I was alerted by Bob Parsons that Yahoo! Domains was raising their prices for domain renewals from something like ten bucks to $34.95 per year, which of course is a ridiculous price for a domain registration. I had one domain registered there which I quickly transferred to Go Daddy without a hitch.

End of story, right?

Uh, wrong. A couple months later I notice my credit card was charged $34.95 from Yahoo! I wonder how many people got billed for one domain and did not realize it? I know that the “relatively” small $34.95 nearly got past my radar. I emailed the Yahoo! Small Business billing department, and the next day I got a canned response saying that they could not talk about billing via email. Sigh. So today I called the 800 number, which was answered after a few minutes, however, I had to be transferred to another department, which immediately announced “Your estimated wait time is 30 minutes!” Great. They bill you for nonexistent services then make it extremely difficult to get the charge reversed. So I left it on speakerphone. After 35 minutes, I finally got a human and was told that I hadn’t cancelled my service, even though I transferred the domain out of Yahoo!

You have to cancel the service, even if you transfer the domain away from Yahoo! Yahoo! does not check every domain out there.

Yes, that’s a real quote. Really. What a load of crap. It’s their business to know how many domains are under their care and therefore billable. You can’t bill someone for services which you do not render. That’s called, uh huh, wait for it… yeah, fraud.

I should have just done a chargeback with my bank so that Yahoo! would take a hit for it, as they deserve. If you’ve ever had a domain with Yahoo!, I encourage you to check  your credit card statement. And if you haven’t already, make sure you transfer your domains to Go Daddy or Moniker… Just don’t forget to “cancel” your nonexistent Yahoo! service afterwards.

Now what? You know that a certain percentage of these folks will never eat a tomato again, no matter how safe anyone claims they are. They will feel justified– their public denouncements fueled by subconscious misgivings at having consumed something that came unmolested from nature all these long years. I’m not sure a side of french fries, and a burger with onions, ketchup, pickles and a pasty bit of iceburg lettuce are really going to cut it as the requisite five servings of vegetables a day (eating them x3 won’t do it, either). If you ask me, five servings of vegetables is not even enough (the food pyramid needs a major overhaul, really). And don’t get me started on the “soda pop.”

I don’t want to start any rumors, but perhaps it’s the US beef & dairy industries attempting to distract us from the threat of Mad Cow, that “special sauce” of chemicals & hormones, out-of-control CO2 emissions, deforestation and bioengineering (Picture Daisy with few extra udders, or how about a nice cold glass of milk laced with spider proteins, mmmm?). Ah we know not what we do. Is it any wonder that Europe won’t take our beef or other frankenfoods?

You would think from my ranting that I would be a strict vegetarian (I was, in my passioniate & disgruntled youth). However, writing this has just made my older self hungry for a cheeseburger. Sigh.

Yeah, with extra tomatoes, spinach, and maybe some avocado, California style. And while I’m dreaming, I’ll have the Kobe beef, as rare as allowable by law (yes, the vegetarian days are officially over), at a sidewalk cafe, say, in Vancouver.